Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this but the fixation on Tallahassee is hilarious.  My wife is from there (born and raised and an FSU grad) and I've spent a lot of time there.  It's basically South Georgia.  It's a long way from the beach, no one speaks Spanish or wears pastels, and I doubt Gloria Estefan…

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??????

"was"?

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This show is moronic.  We were at a friend's house last night and I was forced to sit in a room for 15 minutes while it was on and I thought my head was going to explode.

He [Laughs] a lot.

I'm dreaming of an Adam Sandler, Michael Bay and Dawes suicide pact.

Do like Ike Turner and hit her with your shoe.

Roots.

Read a book. 

You don't like Fair Warning?  Them's fighting words.

More like plastic surgery abuse. Amirite?

They gave my book a C+,
And whitey's on the moon.

This may be a dumb question since I don't watch the show— but doesn't it follow the books, and haven't most of the viewers read the books?

I was made for loving you, Outlaw Pete.

I can't stop Louvin, you.

Awesomeness indeed.  Also can't wait to see if Blood Meridian makes it to the screen this decade.

Although not technically a new song (a rough acoustic draft appeared on Suitcase) my favorite Pollard neo-classic is Dorothy's a Planet from The Planets Are Blasted.  Check it out if you haven't!

I did say sorry about the "Old woman!" but from behind….

Bloody peasant!