ahem…
JAMES FRANCO WAS THE BEST OSCAR HOST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summary Judgements:
Hippo semen is better than Rhino semen!!!!!!!!!!
Wolverine semen is better than Badger semen!!!!!!!!
Platypus semen is better than Aardvark semen!!!!!!!!!

GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TITTER TITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I can't stand you arrogant, judgemental, pretentious fucking bastards. You've inflicted the worst case of writer's block in my 25 years of comedy writing. I'm a mirthmaker by trade, but how can I finish the rewrites on the 40 Year Old Virgin II and bring levity to the common man, when I have to police this…

TEE HEE HEE!!! CHUCKLE CHUCKLE!!!

You people thing PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN is talented???

YEAR ONE WAS BETTER THAN GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I get it!!!!!!! Speech impediments are funny now???

FUNNY PEOPLE WAS BETTER THAN THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve Jobs invented the IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE'S CANCER?!?!?!?!?

:)
LOL!

The Santa Clause was better than the Invention of Lying!!!!!!!!!
The Karate Kid II was better than Raging Bull!!!!!
Dick Tracy was better than The Godfather!!!!!!!!!!
I Love Trouble was better than Citizen Kane!!!!!!!!!!!
Dog Semen is better than Cat Semen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see how it all turns out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm…
I guess it was ahead of it's time…

LOL!!!!!!

Probably because he is……….. FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been saying that for weeks!!!!!!

If you ask me…
The Onion has been getting a little stale lately. Luckily I found a fresh new comic voice:

Also…
The Santa Clause was better than the Invention of Lying!!!!!!!!!
The Fresh Prince was better than The Wire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wild Wild West was better than Deadwood!!!!!!!!!