OR………………..
You can do yourself a favor and save your money for the new ADAM SANDLER album, also coming out March 22nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Proposal
Say Gang! Here's a notion! What do you say, in the spirit of openness, transparency, and in order to foster a more civil dialogue, you all follow my example and change your usernames to your real names?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are all hipster weirdos.

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you really think it's okay to make judgements about things based on their relative quality to other similar but better things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Computer Beach Party is better than Cedar Rapids!!!!!!!

The Santa Clause was better than the Invention of Lying!!!!!!!!!
The Snorks were better than The Simpsons!!!!!!!!
The Borowitz Report is better than The Onion!!!!!!!!!!
Adam Sandler is better than Bill Murray!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Engvall is better than Louis CK!!!!!!!!!!
My ear wax tastes better than my semen!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEE HEE HEE!!! SNICKER SNICKER!!!
Oh, I GET IT!!!!! Let's all MOCK Larry the Cable Guy just for being shitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT MAN WAS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE HIGHEST GROSSING COMEDY TOUR OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how…
dare you…

ARE THE PEAS HERE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Didn't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH, I get it, lets all mock Glee for being shitty!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

Adventures in Babysitting was better than Goodfellas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U2 HAVE SOLD OVER 150 MILLION RECORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY WHAT OTHER STANDARD CAN YOU JUDGING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!
CHUCKLE CHUCKLE!

REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, WELL, WELL!!!

If you are in the market for highbrow, look no further:

I'VE GOT NEWS FOR O'NEAL
The Hills was better than Mad Men.

OH, so Lauren Conrad is fair game now, O'NEAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Show some fucking respect.

OH, so jokes about suicide are funny now?!?!??!?!?

OKAY O'NEAL, I GET IT
You think it's okay to make fun of someone's eyebrows???