Yup, same here.

No. iCarly was a good show. Suite Life was awful.

His daughter is going to start commenting this pilot season.

Meh. It's fine if you're disagreeing with your pal, but a professional critic should be able to analyze something independent of nostalgia — or, at the very least, admit to "I like this because of nostalgia, but that's the only reason to like it." Because ultimately the audience is reading this review to see if the…

Tiberius, don't touch the wolfsbane.

Leftovers. I love dark and I am the only person on earth who loved LOST, Prometheus, and both reboot Star Trek movies (ok, ok, Prometheus I merely liked).

If I ever end up playing proessional baseball (at 40, and being unable to hit, throw, or catch, it's starting to seem less likely), Mars is my walk-up music.

Some people just can't do math in their heads.

Hollywood Hot Tubs was a favorite. There's something charming about skin flicks featuring a bunch of topless girls goofing around and playing volleyball or whatever rather than just simulating sex.

Yes, many. Don't be a tool.

SNAP!

That seems to be her thing.

Nice wheels though.

Suuuuuuure.

Yeah, but it's also quite good.

Meredith has gotten a lot better she was pretty insufferable for a while, and then she decided it was time to get her shit together, and did.

Don't touch the figs.

Seriously. I'm not in that scene, but I read Savage Love and I listen to podcasts and what have you, and I simply cannot get over that terminology.

I swear this was relevant to the comment I posted it under when I posted it.

I have a pretty hot cousin. Also when I was a kid I had a crush on another cousin, but I was just like seven or so and she was well into her teens.