In every instance, Kong.

No, here's how it has to go. Leno's head on a pike, sure. Then burn his head, his body, and the pike. Force-feed the ashes to Jeff Zucker. Flay Zucker. Burn him. Feed his ashes to a shark. Drop the shark into a volcano. Just to be on the safe side.

Am I dyslexic? Or did Lone Audience get that perfectly backwards, apart from Neko?

It is awful that Obama created this concept we call "taxation". Because before Obama was elected, someone who earned $40 million dollars would get to keep every red cent. Damn you, Obama!!!

GET ME A HACKSAW!!!

Weird, I tried to compliment Kevin on that joke and it came up blank. But well played, sir.

'Cause that's exactly what they did with Chevy Chase.

That actually would have solved everything. Leno would have been a better fit at CBS, the "stuff your parents watch" network.

Yes, have some.

I'm sure there are lots more stories that need to be told about ass-stomping dinosaurs living on an island somewhere.

I don't know who Jimmy Kimmel is, and I don't care to find out.

I loved the bit in the monologue where he talked about watching Johnny Carson as a kid and thinking, "one day, when I grow up, I'm gonna host that show… for seven months!"

Yeah, I agree it's not the time slot, it's repeatedly being dicked around.

Class is totally the opposite reason for going to Fox. Conan would be great on Fox because the Masturbating Bear would fit right in. Actually, the Masturbating Bear *is* classy, compared to some of the stuff Fox has aired over the years…

With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
I'd watch the hell out of that WKRP one.

So, being within 200 yards of a murder you were never even a suspect in makes you a murderer? And there were no terror attacks on Bush's watch, too.

Nice Civ reference, STotC. Happens every damn time.

Bullshit. The problem with Conan's ratings is his shitty lead-in -Leno. If 12 million people were still watching ER at 10, and seeing "Tonight on Conan!" promos, instead of 10% of that number, Conan would get much better ratings.

the worst part is, Leno really can't lose. Absolute worst case for him, he's off TV and they build a shrine to him in Vegas, and he still makes a few million a year.

What am I, dumb or somethin'?