I get the impression that he just goes on in this vein all the time. If the interviewer weren't there, he would have said the exact same thing to the guy at the next urinal or wherever. Still, you can't help but love the guy. And the recycler-o-matic for putting this interview back in play.

I watched part of The Happening with the sound off - I think it probably works better that way.

Every post in this thread was sarcastic, right?

Yeah, hip-hop was hugely overlooked on the two lists. I blame the AV Club's policy of only letting Nabin write about blackmericans, and then not giving him a spot on the orphan list. Even Hyden admits the Roots put out better music than Jay-Z, but then doesn't include them on his list. Sure, their best album came…

Was that the "NO INCEST!" guy?

That makes me a little sad for you, chrisk.

Lars von Trier just had his next big idea reading this thread.

For some reason, Buscemi has a cameo in every Sandler movie, no matter how awful.

Ghostbusters 2 suffers from (among other things) a common sequel problem where they make a movie aimed at adults that kids can enjoy, and then make a sequel aimed at kids that no one can enjoy. The Star Wars prequels are a classic example.

I can't see them making Liz a TV star. I can see them giving her a TV show, only to have it fail horribly.

Where's Simpsons Reference Robot when you need it?

I'm a Yankee - born in Buffalo, now living in Jersey - and I love the word "y'all". There isn't an equivalent word elsewhere in the language, and there are times when it's the perfect word to use. Because using you for singular and plural can be confusing.

Also, going back to the original post, the mad spinning ended with handshakefulness! What could be more perfect?!?

As far as her acting goes, Padma's like a real-life Cerie (or if you prefer, Jon Hamm). Anyone that good looking can get away with pretty much anything.

I'll second the Black Books love from way upthread, but as great as the children's book episode is, I'd go with the one where Manny pretends to be a cop.

Chubby - as someone with two kids, let me reassure you, you will have plenty of fretting to do soon enough. And the best piece of advice I got, or can pass on, is to try and resist the impulse to worry about every little thing. Your kid will get sick, bonk their heads on things (all the time, usually on purpose),…

Amazing Race consistently has some of the best camera work on tv. And they do it while on the road, keeping up with the contestants. Also, the season with the virgins and clowns was one of the best seasons of anything ever. Such entertaining personalities at work (for good and bad reasons), and I believe it came down…

A friend of mine won't drink at all, because she feels like turning pink is like a big neonsign that says "look, everybody, I'm drunk!"

Liberal and fighting are two different things. Steady criticized politicians of all stripes for saying one thing and doing another. It just so happens that when it's a Democrat, they say they'll do something and then pussy out, and when it's a Republican, they're just lying their balls off. I don't think either means…

Jeff, the big difference is, off-air, Kilborn is just as smug and more of a prick, while by all accounts, Jon's a mensch.