Give 1-2-3s another chance. It's their second-best album behind Flood. Seriously. All the recommended songs are good, but Number Two and Triops are even catchier than any of them. Okay, maybe not Seven Days of the Week. That shit's catchy.

Fire Island?

Nice catch. Don't fuckin' do it again.

I think the Marvel Studios name means Marvel finances the making of the films and retains creative control, but they still need the real studios to distribute and market (although, I'm not sure why, what with the internet doing both for free)

Yeah, but for those 30 minutes when you're on the field, either you're chasing down a guy and trying to take his head off, or someone's trying to take yours off. Bruce Smith compared it to being in a couple car accidents every Sunday. It does wear one out.

Rape Stove in: The Sum of All Sears

A few years back, a friend of mine heard about a sandwich Luther Vandross used to make, which was a cheeseburger, with Krispy Kreme donuts for a bun. He was psyched to eat such a sandwich, and the day he decided to do it, Luther Vandross dropped dead of a heart attack. My friend never made the sandwich.

KFC, you the best. I'm going to make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?

Some are reborn to sweet delight
Some are reborn to endless night

What if I use the internet to stay in touch with my five really smart friends? Because we all have kids *and* real jobs, and don't have time to yak on the phone all day like Patton obviously does.

and lo, they came around him and they asketh "rabbi, can I kick it?"
and the answer came "lo, yes thou canst"

10 internet points for Bucky!

This reminds me of another visitor from 'out of this world', who came to us with a message of peace. E.T. I love that little guy.

What profit hath a man of all his labor which he taketh under the sun?
Verily, life is nothing, apart from bitches and money.

I'm sure this will be seen as sacriledge, but I can't get into old comics. I wasn't into superhero comics as a kid, and got into comics via Hate, Eightball and other indie stuff, which led me to Alan Moore, Dark Knight Returns, etc., and then to regular old Batman, X-Men, etc. Basically the reverse route most people…

TomWaits, if you're looking to branch out from DOOM (if you haven't already)… while I don't think anyone can touch the man in the mask, there's lots of good indie stuff in a similar vein. Some suggestions:

I don't have much interest in Waking Life, but that animation style/technology would be a good fit for Yellow Submarine. But a better idea would be to leave Yellow Submarine the fuck alone.

I realize this is a joke, but come on - could you pick an easier target? Plus, one of the nice things about AVClub is that you don't get that particular variety of troll, so the joke doesn't really work in that regard. Now, maybe if you had logged in pretending to be Randy "Macho Man" Savage…

A friend was once called a "wonton woman" by a guy she had spurned, earning her the nickname Wonton for months afterward.

I love SNL spoofing the cherry stem big - Victoria Jackson puts like two feet of ribbon in her mouth, and turns it into a huge, elaborate Christmas bow.