Hey guys! Haven't logged into this account to comment in over a decade but looking to get back into it. What's new?

Hey guys! Haven't logged into this account to comment in over a decade but looking to get back into it. What's new?

Yeah and all the Muppets sound AWESOME now that Jim Henson is dead.

Mint Snapple
I would strangle the life out of a puppy in front of a child for a taste of Mint Snapple. I haven't seen it since a bottle of it in years.

In a blind taste test you couldn't tell the difference between Hydrox and Oreos. If you want Hydrox just buy the store brand sandwich cookies or Famous Amos.

Also, does anyone remember a guy dressed as a chair? Basically just a guy in a fugly paisley bodysuit with a matching chair around his midsection.

Anyone remember the weird love affair New Orleans had with Seth Green in that Rally's commercial? Cha-CHING!

I could be home right now drinking this monster egg nog my brother makes from lighter fluid.

When referring to an idiot I sometimes say "about as sharp as a sack of wet mice", a'la Foghorn Leghorn.

Best non-sequitur quote
From Cabin Boy; "Somebody's daddy is missing a leg!"

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual

Orange Whip?
Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

You ARE the brute squad.

Flying blind on a rocket cycle?

MOOOOOOOOON RIVERRRRRR!

well… compact discs NUTS!

HA!
Banana pudding!

Do you like tapes or CDs?

That was also hatesex in a way. He clearly has an erection in some scenes.