Leno is a nightmare thing.
Maybe if we all close our eyes and pray REAL HARD he'll go back in the closet. Or back to doing shows in Vegas

Oh yes, being first is bad. So bad you'll die of cancer AND aids! COMBINED!

These kids are all fine, upstanding Americans..
But they have NO IDEA what the queers are doing to the soil!

Flores por el muerte! MUERTE!!!

Remember the good ol' days?
When you watched legitimate cinema to be entertained and watched pornography to masturbate and never the twain should meet?

Brilliant
When I saw this I had absolutely no expectations. Hadn't heard a thing about it. Blew me away

I came in your face! How do you like that?

I got it. He's talking about Turkish Star Trek.

Look, its very simple. After watching an Indiana Jones movie you have to ask yourself; "Did I see Indy punch a Nazi in the face?"

You know
I never did get that recipe for Chicken Pepperoni

I tried to keep an open mind but GOOD GOD!! Shia Lebouf swinging on vines? That was insulting.

I just might start watching this again
Or not.

You see the 73rd question just before you die.

I heard there was this boy at camp who used a girls ouija board and all these gay demons possessed his butthole and made him totally, you know… gay.

One Caruso is enough. More than enough, really.

I'd give anything to see her and Jennifer Coolidge in another Guest movie.