This is prison thinking. And Piper's like, more than halfway through her sentence. SHE SHOULD NOT BE PRISON THINKING.

She would look good with one of those haircuts.

Or getting really into Buddhism.

This article apropos of the new album supposedly coming out this year?

Disagree. Plastic Beach came out well after Automator's departure.

G-Sides is just a cool album.
D-Sides, too.

Except Gorillaz are dancible and exciting whereas Radiohead is terrible mopecore.

Meds cost money.

Hey, every garbage fire is helped out by the presence of a wet blanket.

I don't want to open a can of worms here, but isn't Luschek technically the rapist in this scenario? He IS a guard.

Cracking their eggs?

In my day we called it "Pygmalioning" and by gar, it was fine by us!

We're getting really "Mother Night" here.

Who have all been discharged for some reason or another.

I loved the soundtrack choice, but mostly because I just love a dark Broadway tune.

As someone who just finished the season, I agree.

It's universal! It unites us all in common humanity!

Is she still deludedly thinking she's a prison badass?

Trying to kill Loretta was all his idea. Mags Bennett would have killed him herself if she'd found out!

Soul patch enthusiasts.