Fun fact: if you ever see a label maker without a label on it saying "label maker" it has definitely never been used.

Don't see Finding Dory.

Caputo would be a fine person if he didn't have any of the responsibilities his job entails. If he was just a rhythm guitarist, he'd be an OK guy.

Still waiting on the softening of Pornstache.

Apropos of your screename, Betty Draper & Sam Healy would make the best horrible couple ever.

Remind me from last season: were the new guards actually trained?

Ugh, Aleida.

If McNutt can't take a Healy episode, I hope for his sake he's never seen The Shield.

He was Coover Bennett, right?

Who says TV ruins your attention span?

I could make so many good jokes right now if I was allowed to comment on future episodes.

The difference is that Cal is a ray of fucking sunshine.

Offensive or not, that soap comment was hilarious.

Nice try, Piper, but I'm still not joining your panty business.

I've never seen this, but it is immediately clear to me that Gilbert Hernandez has.

Wait, me or Ergoat?

I think we tried the French way during the FLQ crisis.

Know-Nothingist.

In before the article's deletion!

I've spent my entire life live-twatting.