You've made a grave mistake today, Loxley. I'LL PAY FOR THIS!

What has Simon Pegg done to engender even a tenth as much ill will as Ricky Gervais?!

Any reason to casually throw Robin Hood: Men in Tights under the bus there? Perhaps Cary Elwes's finest film!

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore!

Is Walk Hard a parody movie?

A lukewarm take at best.

Farty Boner Corpse meets the Afterbirth that Slithered out of His Mother's Filth? Take my money!

We're all champs!

As a liberal guy myself, this is no way to write a music review.

No, it would "obviously" say 10 Cloverfield Lane, which is the title of the movie. "Cloverfield" is the title of a different movie.

Martin, what is this shit? You just crossed out Shelby Foote's name and wrote yours!"

It's the advice that saved my marriage!

Or, if we're drawing from other periods, James III.

But you still have to ignore quite a few elements in the series that
don't exist in the books, such as the fact that the Yorks and Lancasters
were two branches of the same family, whereas the Starks and Lannisters
are two different ruling houses

Outlandish theory: The Jeeves and Wooster novels are an allegory for the selfless teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Would you say it "alien natied" you, as a viewer?

We can solve the mystery of why I don't chain you to the back of my van and drive off until you're nothing but a pelvis wearing a belt!

So Danaerys is Henry VII? (SPOILERS, I guess)

The headline says Cloverfield.

10 Cloverfield Lane is not the same thing as Cloverfield, AV Club.