I got a Game of Thrones notification for this?

In Russia, planes knock-off you?

I'm impressed how they kept Crystal Blue Persuasion in the pocket for so long.

Need more Telly Savalas!

Drink Coffee Milk. And something about a Coffee Cabinet?

Spoiler Alert: Walter reaps a bitter harvest.

No, thank you for helping to stop the madness.

It's true what they say: cheaters sometimes win.

And she can finally quit cleaning houses for a living.

And it was after I made a kissy face, like this, that James Caan broke my nose.

Are you having a laugh?

Le mot juste.

Not Where in the World, Constable Reggie.  When in the World!

You listened to them before they were big. Gotcha.

[farts]

BEADS?

Help me out, how can I know if the slide is going up or down? 

Willis (Sears) Tower is for chumps and kids on field trips. Go to the top of the Hancock Center instead. They have a bar. Apparently the view from the Women's restroom is the best. They wouldn't let me see, for whatever reason.

Men's Undershirts: the undershirt (especially a white one) should not be visible peaking out from under a button-up dress shirt. A crew neck undershirt is acceptable only when wearing a tie and the buttons are buttoned up. A V-neck or A-shirt (wife-beater) are acceptable when wearing an open collar.

Lady Propane is a respectable lady. But she can also be a dirty girl.