How many is that in dog years?

YOU say evasion. I say avoision. LOOK IT UP!

Q: Do you know why there is a North and South Dakota?

If you were sorry you wouldn't have clicked the "post" button.

Well, you're a dick.

This ticket appears to have been printed on a cracker.

But Peter O'Toole, that dude has an awesome phallic name.

Do you want me to sell my hog and quit the Hell's Angels?

The ants are my friends. They're blowing in the wind.

In my Westeros, Howland Reed is known as Howlin' Reed and he plays the Delta Blues. Or maybe some Cajun/Rockabilly hybrid known as Swamp Rock.

Specifically Hot Pie. Tell me he is coming back as a POV character.

The files are IN the computer?

I didn't say this about the vote out situation: it also shows that Michael is bad at counting votes. Foreshadowing with regards to shareholders, I'm sure.

And leather. I keep waiting for someone to say, "I'm looking for something that says boiled leather daddy."

No, Richie, RIP The Greatest Jon.

To those who say it isn't fair: Quit being such a Sansa!

Yes, knuckle push-ups will increase your strength and mass. But these guns were forged in the crucible known fingertip push-ups.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus You've got a chicken-or-the-egg thing about to happen.

This is a classic battle. It could be done very well by using 5-year blocks of time.

These are great suggestions and this might lead to a Soft Rock Bracket Challenge. I'm going to need a sweater to tie around my neck and a spritzer of some sort.