This article only lends credence to the phrase I'm always saying to my "nature loving" acquaintances.

Denise Richards => Banging film industry bigwigs. Was married to the winningest winner to ever win, Charlie Sheen.

Scott Baio…that fucking Jabroni. Riding the wave of goodwill he garnered by playing sidekick to Henry Winkler then exploiting Willie Aames on his way to fame and fortune. Fucker hasn't earned shit!

A diner waitress could potentially be a genius. Katharine McPhee, however, is not, nor will she ever be mistaken for, a genius. She's a step above functionally retarded…and she can't act for shit.

Settle down Mr. McGrath. I'm sure no one meant any actual offense to you.

Totally worth it! Like when fans rallied for more Heroes…oh…wait…nevermind.

Is the phrase "lose so much" a euphemism for "find it difficult to sustain an erection"?

So absolutely no kind of sex then?

I can vouch for these being decent headphones…I have a couple pair of these for "everyday casual" listening. You probably can't find a better sounding set of headphones for the price.

"Is that a Pono In your pocket or…"

"Is that a Pono in your pocket or…"

Unless you get some really good quality headphones, the whole point of this device is gonna be moot.

Wire Corey up like a marionette and have him "play keyboards"…call it the "Weekend At Corey's" Tour.

Human centipede style?

Lets set the record straight, Jabroni…Guy Fieri is 45 and does not still live with his parents.

It's funny because they're the same age!

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No Eric B. and Rakim, NO SALE.

I imagine that Billy Corgan might not mind snuggling up next to Aaron Spellings decaying corpse every night.

You're thinking of "This Is The End".