Shave(d)

Y'know…I worked with that sumbitch on Get Smart…funny enough guy but dammit if he didn't try to undercut me at every opportunity.

"Kids" might be a bit of a misnomer.

I wonder if they'd be open to a 6'5", bi-racial Adonis with charisma to spare as Salinger?

Fucking insufferable.

Is it just me or does the phrase "Dante's Inferno videogame adaptation" just automatically make you think Uwe Boll? Not that I think that this will automatically suck…it's just so in Boll's wheelhouse.

That's Kelsey MOTHERFUCKING Grammer to you Jabronis.

TRUTH. The whole thing just screams vanity project.

I'm betting that it was the maid with the love child  that tipped them off.

Think of me as The People's Champion…

This fron a Jabroni that goes by "BonerTime"?!?!

"Perhaps you should finally accept that Zap just isn't right for everything."

Leave your mom out of this, Jabroni.

No agenda…just good business.

But there's an actual use for paper.

A HARD R.

Nah…the eyes are different…the rest is a pretty close resemblance though so I get how you might have thought that was her.

Only one thing could revitalize this long dormant and irrelevant franchise…and that's the most electrifying man in entertainment! The people's champion…the great one…The ROCK!

As a hetero male, I'd rather jerk it to Patrick Wilson.

"Thirteen is maybe a little young to understand what naked ladies and decapitated heads choose to do behind closed doors."