It was all a dream!

Yeah…I'm not sure who to root for in this scenario.

R.I.P. Mr. Dolby.

What was I supposed to do? Let the man go hungry?

That's not liver and onions…that's your mom…and we're not even cooking yet, we're just getting her warmed up.

All this rudy-poo, candy ass Morrisey ever does is mope and bitch, mope and bitch, rinse and repeat.

It's too bad that they were looking for REALLY old-guys…otherwise, the most electrifying man in entertainment would could have filled one of these roles nicely.

SUPERMAN: What do I wanna way outta here for? I'm gonna live here the rest of my fuckin' life. We'll be neighbors, have little kids, take 'em to Little League up at Foley Field.

Cinematic priapism courtesy of Lars Von Trier.

That's Lisa Loeb. Not Rihanna. (To be fair, Rihanna might have sung that lyric but I've never heard any of her songs so I don't know for sure.)

Leave your mom out of this.

I hope they find some way to donate to a domestic abuse charity as well…in honor of Rihanna herself. That would be sort of poetic.

I wanna rock bottom his face.

What's the point of a Bill and Ted movie without time travel? I can concede the fact that you don't NEED Carlin to make a sequel, I don't like the idea but there it is…however, a Bill and Ted movie without time travel isn't even a Bill and Ted movie! What kind of Jabroni even thinks that?!?!?

What in the BLUE HELL are you even talking about?

FINALLY, John Oliver has come back to Community!

Not as good as "Thor & Loki: StepBrothers"

Say hi to the Nude Erections for me.

Kris Roe still thinks so.

They can't possibly do a third…Carlin is dead. The franchise would be but a shadow of its former self.