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Dwaynes Rock Hard Johnson
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Sometimes…OK a lot of times…I just hate the internet.

Should've been two straight hours of the Rock and Ernie Reyes Jr. laying the smack down on each other. They could have titled it "Rundown to the restroom and empty your bladder then stop at the concessions stand to grab your candy-ass a giant tub o' popcorn because you're not going to want to miss a minute of this

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

There's only one thing that could possibly save this franchise now…and that's the most electrifying man in entertainment. Bruckheimer needs to smell what's cooking and do the right thing.

What in the blue hell is this jabroni thinking?!?!? He needs to smell what's cooking and cast THE ROCK!