"Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?"

". . . and the Oscar-Gil reveal would unfortunately lead to one of the show’s uglier installments. (Misgivings about some of the jokes aside, I’ve never had much of a problem with the season-three première, “Gay Witch Hunt.” Though that could change once these reviews get around to season three.)"

Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was LYING about being sick!

How the hell'd they wind up like this?

And I'm gonna go get me a New Yahk slice!

Not a huge fan of The Carpet. The Secret is great, though.

You're Michael Schur, aren't you?

Lea Thompson is stunning in pretty much everything.

@avclub-2b4398f8c60d5dd9b8e3c786a3745192:disqus Ouch. Still too soon.

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus It helps if you think of him as the ACTUAL Heisenberg. I like to imagine that Bryan Cranston secretly spends his Sunday nights posting the same phrase over and over again on the forum to a pop culture website.

Oh, David WEN-ham. I had to look that one up. I get him confused with David Thewlis, to whom, come to think of it, he bears a suspicious resemblance.

"How many ages hence
Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
In states unborn and accents yet unknown!"

I like how the Breaking Bad comments thread has gotten almost 300 hits in the last fifteen minutes.

This never gets old.

Yeah, at this point it's up there with Macbeth. And this is coming from someone who's a Macbeth FANATIC. Every week now I think to myself, "So this is what it must have felt like to see Shakespeare's career as it unfolded."

Scrooge McDuck reference ftw!

BREAKING BAD is back on tonight!

@avclub-f073cd45cff903b9a6e8a810ecda129b:disqus We'll always have "Walkabout"

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus I've never heard of that show. Is it worth seeing?

In the other universe, Breaking Bad is called "FRING," the story of a meth kingpin badass and his old man sidekick. Mild-mannered restaurant manager by day, homicidal warlord by night. Watch them team up against the Mexican cartel that killed his love! The bald man who makes his product! It's all in a day's work for…