If you want paranoiacs, move to Grandview / south Kansas City. Seriously.

this is, in fact, exactly what would happen.

He probably just wanted you to check out his new hockey mask and chainsaw.

easily the best part of the article

The way he said "Yes it does" was perfect

That's what they said about "The Simpsons"

"Careening towards bummerville," autobiography title, I call it

Wow… words that haven't been posted on the comments for this show since - Season 1? Season 2?

It really does. My favorite season so far.

I loved the slow pan-out as Ron is talking and we see Joan on the floor.

I thought it was implied that the girls made her want to have a baby? The authors obviously seemed to be setting up an "Anne wants a baby" story line in the last episode.

The way Ben said, "The calzones… betrayed me?" was simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious.

Agreed. The quality of writing was particularly high in this one.

Disappointingly, Muppet Treasure Island doesn't seem to hold up as well when you're no longer twelve. But I still love the earlier Muppet movies.

That's a really good movie!

"Vertigo" was the first movie I ever fell in love with. I caught it on cable one sleepy summer afternoon when I was ten years old. I missed the last two minutes and it took me years to find out what happened to Scotty and Madeline, but I lived in the colors and music for the rest of my childhood. Not until "The Lord…

Brilliant!

oh, easily

oh, easily

I thought the review was supposed to be a parody.