It was kinda ruined for all time when they had that 9/11 benefit shortly after the attack and Fred Durst and the dude from Goo Goo Dolls played it. That was……. not good

Specifically, a song for fucking Steven Adler's girlfriend. Et tu, Alexa?

Nothing sets the mood quite like Colombian Necktie

Nah. I Wanna Be Your Dog is more up Alexa's alley.

"That's right. We're going to Hull!"

He's definitely the David Mamet of movies about a guy who dresses up as a bat and beats up clowns.

I like the movie much more than the song. And i don't particularly like the movie.

The review of Bandwagonesque in Rolling Stone gets referenced a lot less frequently and is way more embarrassing. I believe they gave it 1 star. And Nevermind only got 3 but somehow was their album of the year later on. The lesson, as ever, Rolling Stone has been lame for quite a long time.

Blah blah Belicheat. Blah blah Brady sucks. Whatever, I'm ok with the insults. Beats watching the Browns.

Come on, today was great. Low 80's with the type of air that makes you feel like you're wearing a wet wool sweater. And then it poured for 20 minutes and somehow got hotter and more humid.

Nah. Dom Dimaggio though? Maybe.

It might have something to do with the fact that there's literally one every mile or two. I stop at the one down the street from my house because it's there and I don't feel like driving all over to get a quality coffee when this one will do the trick of making me slightly less zombie-like first thing in the morning.…

He keeps telling his neighbors to "Stay gold" and they just shake their heads and keep walking.

They could just edit in clips of him on Happy Days. As long as the action takes place in a 50's styled diner, it should be seamless.

Tom Felton has the misfortune of having one of the world's most punchable faces so that's gonna get him stuck playing assholes of varying stripes until he gets old enough to play cranky old British guy parts.

I hope it's dark and gritty. They never do that.

There must be a place for William Atherton in there somewhere.

Jerome, meanwhile, held the mirror and didn't give a shit about The Kid's father.

Yeah, even as a kid, I had seen enough real boxing to think "Jesus, one of these punches would kill someone". And they'd go 15 rounds like that.

My wife, anytime Rocky IV is brought up: "I thought he fought a robot in that one?"