Fortunately for her, the stool was knocked out in Round 2 of the All Valley Karate Tournament.

Karate Kid II is notable for the fact that the villain also played the Howard Cosell-talking brother who tormented John Cusack in Better Off Dead.

Tom Brady.

I had heard his bathroom is new. But you don't go in the bathroom with him.

That seems too high up the ladder for a guy whose penchant for chain diner waitresses is legendary.

I'm sure Welles's local grocer and liquor proprietor loved him.

You know you're dealing with some money when the word "gymnasia" makes an entrance.

Is that how Coach died???

Nah. My mom is pretty old. She has Mantovani records.

I'm more burned out on Wish You Were Here. I've been too many places where some dipshit with an acoustic guitar decides to give that song a crack and I truly begin to hate Pink Floyd in those moments.

So, was Gary Cherone more the final shovelful of dirt?

Have you considered going to our schools? Our churches? Our institutional learning facilities? Many of them have Pepsi for the asking.

If this means Just Say Julie comes back, I'm all for it.

And when we got one, the shit was clear. What was that???

I think I paid $13 for it new on Amazon. It's been well worth that price.

In my continuing journey of playing games that are old, I've been playing Arkham Origins lately. It got knocked a lot when it came out but I actually like it a lot. My only real complaints are that some of the boss battles were a bit much, particularly Deathstroke. That took forever. And the Riddler side stuff…

He gets an aria. By which i mean he tells a 35 minute story about eating waffles with D. Boon while on tour in Klamath Falls, OR.

What about dipping dots? I hear they're the ice cream of the future

"Lee, I'm sorry. I can't do this!"

He had a great career but i tip my cap to him for inspiring Dave Thomas's turn in All The Long Leggedy Beasties on SCTV.