I said the same thing to my wife the first time he started singing a terrible, terrible song.

He's like David Copperfield, the least interesting character in the story that's supposed to be about him.

And Barry Allen fucks up the timeline so that Veronica never comes to Riverdale and I stop watching.

Dilton Doiley finds the Arrowcave while survivalisting. Because the Arrowcave has less security than your average vacant factory.

I initially watched the first episode of this due to morbid curiosity but goddamn if it isn't truly entertainingly stylized trash. I'm in for at least this season unless it goes off the rails hard.

It tastes just like candy!

"Do the writers still do blow in Joe Garagiola's office?"
"Which one is blow again?"

When Bert Sugar died, I was stunned to find out that he was younger than my dad. Maybe it was just the fedora and the cigar but the way he talked about, say, the Gashouse Gang had me totally convinced that he was around back then and was roughly a million years old.

Every time I see Shannon Sharpe, I can only think of the phrase "No sir. I don't like it."

I haven't watched ESPN in forever because I don't hate myself but Max's old boxing analysis schtick of making comparisons to fighters who died 50 years before he was born was always entertainingly dumb. Nothing like a 22 year old going on about how Roy Jones Jr's style is a cross between Willie Pep and Henry…

Is there any way to work whiteboards into the background full of Dan Harmon's fun passive-aggression? Because I'd honestly enjoy that and maybe even watch an episode of Dr. Ken.

"Aw, I missed the Maestro?"

That sucks. I always really enjoyed him as a host.

Community

He rolled a 22.5 and was plunged into a dark dimension. The Youtube comments section.

Shouldn't there be a hashtag?

I am Spark-tacus

I've never missed an issue of Sponge and Vacuum

And there's the AV Club's Barb-related content quotient being met for this Newswire.

There's that guy who knows a lot about Avenged Sevenfold. He seems like someone of some importance.