His delivery of the "When did Legos get so complicated?" line was perfect

I think my biggest issue with this is why bother with a conspiracy? If the believers think it's because the conspirators are worried about people falling off the edge, what exactly in human history has made them think that powerful people give the slightest fuck about anyone but themselves? I'm all for dumb…

His name is Mutombo. Do not come into his house.

Couldn't they just sub in Noddy Holder? Half of their songs are Slade covers.

Didn't the Quiet Riot frontman die? And, if so, would that have any actual effect on the quality of one of their concerts?

I felt that way when Duran Duran came back with that Ordinary World song. And then they just never quite went away again.

Yes, but Modern Love gets you to the church on time. And punctuality is important in spirituality.

I live in a bad neighborhood. They'll be Shot By Both Sides.

Pfft. It's like you forgot that Kajagoogoo even existed.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World is only good when accompanied by footage of William Atherton's home filling up with popcorn.

There are only so many duos out there to slap together on a package tour. Much to the chagrin of Art Garfunkel and Jim Messina.

If they knew a thing about Gen X, they'd know that we rejoice at nothing. We're the generation without joy.

The liberal bias in the Steakhouse Management ivory tower is legendary. Noam Chomsky always talking shit about parsley and twice baked potatoes.

We don't need to know the lyrics. We're stylists!!!!

Guess the kids won't be getting Dippin' Dots in their Easter baskets.

Love that song. Pretty underrated band all around.

Hear Me Lord - George Harrison
Thirteen - Elliott Smith
I Found That Essence Rare - Gang of Four
This Is Not A Test - Bikini Kill
Let It Shine On Me - Leadbelly
Raw Ride - Ol' Dirty Bastard
Chicago Swingers - The Pulsars
And She Rides - The Long Ryders
Bucky Done Gun - M.I.A.
Kaya - Bob Marley and the Wailers

The Mad Dog Russo pronunciation is the right way, every time.

He was responsible for the rise of the Caesar, one of the decade's worst haircuts.

Somewhere Obnoxio the Clown awaits the triumphant return of Crazy Magazine!