"St. Elsewhere? More like Ain't Nowhere!" - Donald Trump, if Twitter had existed in 1988

Then that changes my thinking on the whole Rat King thing!

Chances are you'll probably feel better if you stayed home and played with yourself.

The best jacket I've ever owned was bought at Burlington Coat Factory. Then months later, I cleaned my car at a car wash, forgot the jacket by the vacuums,and when I realized and came back, it was gone. The moral of the story is that I don't deserve nice jackets and fuck Ivanka's line.

if the jumper was a big Degrassi fan, that could've been just what he needed to turn things around.

No. Now they're Parents. Why won't they shut up?

Not quite punk but not quite not, Phil Alvin from the Blasters has a Ph.d in Mathematics.

Don't play Kabuki Girl for them. They might have another fun phrase to ruin.

No Boston either. I've driven to Providence to see them once but I was 21 then. I don't see it happening 20 years later.

Which was a selling point when he started. But nearly 20 years of lame Vegas stories and how Casino explains the 2013 Red Sox are just unbearable. And as a lifelong MA resident and Boston sports fan, I'm the closest to a target audience as he has.

DeanleChanger

So those Egg Council creeps got to you too??

I thought he was the Dean of the second best community college in his community?

There's going to be a remix of this Newswire with Gwen Stefani that's gonna be a lot more popular

Anything from before the 70's doesn'tallow him to tackle his favorite part of any story: how it relates to Bill Simmons

Joe Estevez is in this movie?

I hear he plays the banjo!

As a Lowellian and pizza lover, I can get behind this statement

I thought Agent 355's only job involved Yorick Brown?

Teddy Riley doth bestride the world like a modern colossus. With a smoothed out r&b tip.