Don't need em. I'm flush with all that protest cash I've been raking in.

Juggalos will be awkwardly inserted into the piece

She sounds like a ventriloquist who forgot to bring her dummy but soldiers on.

That shining moment where people pretended that, yes, Esquivel was as influential as the Beatles

In the future, just send them to Paul Simon. Lorne will get the word.

The cool people send out angry SNL tweets at 3am, dammit!

How long before a "Lying AV Club!" tweet blaming Leonard Pierce for voter fraud in NH?

In a way, we're all winners. In another, far truer way, we are most assuredly not.

Bears, beets, Dawes!

Well, given the complexion of the current administration, there won't be many political roles for Jones, Zamata, or Villasenor.

Next up, #canceljost starts trending. The world truly is topsy-turvy

I blurted out "Nice! AV Club!" while watching. Fortunately my wife knows I'm a dork so it passed with little comment

Isn't the headline kinda inaccurate when the first line of the article says that this guy is in early talks to take the job?

She's my Senator. He ain't my President.

The only positive thing I can say about it is that it was filmed in my city and Jennifer Garner was very nice to my niece when she met her on set.

Fightin' crime!

And to think they made him a Knight of the Realm. Overrated!

Nah, Archers of Loaf were singing about indie rockers in 1993. And they meant the type of person who was listening to Pavement.

That was what I always considered "indie rock". When boring dudes with acoustic guitars and Yosemite Sam facial hair started using the description, I knew I was officially too old to care anymore. I'm happier that way.

These guys have an uncontrollable urge…..to be boring and pretentious.