Except you don't get to see her boobs and butt in this one like you do in Desperado.

But actually, watch Desperado and skip this one.

Like…Iron Man ONE?

To be fair, I have the feeling it will be mostly end-credits type stuff. I think the basic plot you are going to be able to understand just fine, because the basic plot is "Evil Blue Guy gets powerful gem, tries to conquer galaxy."

I see it making Thor money at the least.

Oh, come on. Why do they renew Ultimate Spider-Man and even create a new series for it but had to reboot Earth's Mightiest Heroes into Avengers Assemble?

Joe Schmoe looked sad, his coworker asked him why. "I got shot down again last night. I can't seem to get with any girls."

If only you knew what was in that stromboli…

I can't wait for the resurgence of maximilist art. I'm hankering for a sistine-chapel sized painting of the battle of Endor.

But were the nipples dusky? Or were they upon a breastplate?

Still waiting for National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon II.

If only we can get Machete Against The World Crime League.

If you're not careful, you might…piss…Mr. Kelly off.

This show only seems weird to people not familiar with Skeleton Warriors.

Are you doing a caption contest for Jeremy Iron's picture up there?

Americans are used to being compared to Nazi Germany, we don't realize it's not common for everyone else.

I was only really hazarding a guess based on what I'd seen reported in news stories, with numbers like 10 million thrown about. Hmm, who would stand to gain from grossly exaggerating the amount of piracy revolving around Game of Thrones…

You completely forgot about Middle-Aged Man!

To be fair to me, I didn't read the long, long back-and-forth you had with the other members before posting it, so I meant it to be taken in a funnier light. Sorry if I offended you.

Oh, well he didn't do it in the movies, though.