Saw Lucy and Purge: Anarchy.

What is pop punk, anyway? It sounds like an oxymoron. Is it like Green Day?

Yeah, all I could think reading this was that I don't think even the Protomen, an actual band with entirely original music about Megaman, have ever had an AV Club article about them on here, and they're the goddamn Protomen.

If they interpret the Mario universe into one that is a dystopian and Orwellian future world, they can probably get away with it. Look at the Protomen.

Yeah, you'd have to pay me to pirate it, basically.

Only 200,000? That shows no one gives a shit about it, frankly.

It's just you guys had us all going there for a bit, what with the mass deporting of gypsies to Eastern Europe by train a couple of years ago.

I think he's saying they SHOULD be, but aren't.

Tangentially: Did you know they finally have some preview pics from Batman Earth One Volume 2 up on the internets?

And that's when he learned that with great power, comes great responsibility.

Wonder Woman is all about male bondage, though. Hot hot male bondage.

No, it wasn't, not really…Destroyer at least had a lot of character and charm to it. The new Conan felt so empty and pointless.

Where does Megadeth fit into these analogies?

Well, a whipsword is more akin to a flaccid penis…

Not exactly, but in Red Son her costume is based on Communist Russian iconography and colors. Coincidentally, the gold tiara with red star worked perfectly for both!

Apparently whoever made this said the same thing to themselves, as she appears to be all red (and maybe gold), with no blue or white.

I hear your gynecologist can give you a pill that'll clear that right up.

Different from Batman Begins, at least. Looks about on par with the comic book, though we'll have to see what his head looks like (if they really want to go different, have him be clean-shaven! Everybody'd have a fit).

"You'll believe a man can be as small as a fly."

That's a straight-up Red Arrow costume, man.