I'll never Doopstand all this Dooplove that Doop keeps Doopgetting. It's a veritable Doopfest!

I'm a bit confused by the guy's vision of "robots working side-by-side with humans, no one can tell the difference". I get the point of robots as surrogate children for barren couples, but what the heck is the point of these robots having a huge place in society if they're indistinguishable from humans? At least give…

I'm personally waiting for Video Games: The Movie: The Game.

They're just hipsters, or rather actors pretending to be hipsters who like nerdy shit. That's why Hardwick wears a tie with an untucked dress shirt while not shaving—it's all flash and image. I doubt he goes home and puts in a bunch of time on video games and science-fiction programs.

Cliffy B sucks for inadvertently causing the rise in cover-based shooters. That terrible scourge has struck down such wonderful franchises as Max Payne, even.

I just can't believe he was interested in "The Tourist".

And it turned out that the monkeys were easily killed by water.

This reminds me—you know how Disney bought the rights to Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time so they could make a movie that barely had anything to do with it? The entire time I watched it I kept thinking, "Why didn't they make a live-action Aladdin and call it Aladdin, that would have made them like a billion…

That's not how you pronounce Tamara.

If he had been in high school when The Dark Knight came out, he would have been in vogue!

I could never get past the stupidness of the central conceit of these movies, which is that an actual omniscient spiritual entity named Death has any problem killing a bunch of stupid teenagers. The movies never explain their own mythology, either—why does one receive a premonition of their impending doom and thus…

Sheesh, that ain't the worst of it.

It was misattributed to Nine Inch Nails on my copy.

Nowadays I just wonder what would happen if I put my dick in it.

TWO diapers!

You could even say it's a…tableau.

I can't wait for the reboot of…the Matrix?! Awwww….

Northeast Ohio, Northeast Ohio, Northeast Ohio.

Maybe he was TOO funny for it?

Wouldn't some GTA IV mod make more sense, since part of it is modeled after New Jersey?