Exactly, we are dealing with a protagonist who has never had a kid before. i know some parents who have kids who think it's strange that their kid cries or yells a lot, as if they'd never heard of a kid having a temper tantrum when they don't get what they want.

I'll have to reread the Long Halloween again for and look for the anti-lesbian anti-Latino subtexts.

I'm really trying to parse what you're trying to say and not getting anywhere.

Wait, wait, wait, I thought Temple of Doom was supposed to be outrageously racist because it had the Thuggee as the villains, amongst other things, and how dare Western media show a group of murderous Indians worshipping Kali?

I thought we had all agreed "Crocodile Chop" was the song of the summer anyway. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

According to the new combined Eagles, Styx, and Foreigner tour, THEY are the Sounds of the Summer.

Eh, haven't heard Fancy, but as another member said, if Weird Al can't make a good song out of it it must not be very good.

He's going Galt. After reading Atlas Shrugged, he's decided he's tired of all the takers benefiting from his arc reactor technology.

It's frightening how racist your comment history is when you've only been a member one day.

Which guy do Marvel fans hate more, Joe Quesada or Jeph Loeb?

At least one story arc.

I hate all these secret brothers. They did it with Batman, too. It's stupid.

I'm glad that Superior Spider-Man at least finally got extra arms. I was waiting for there to be a reason to consider him superior, now we got it.

It's almost like their being neo-conservatives had something to do with it.

It would have to come from people completely ignorant of the comic book just spouting off nonsensically, since The Falcon has been Captain America's buddy in the comic books for decades now.

Yeah, I had a feeling if a bunch of jackholes were complaining about this they were probably idiots unaware that The Falcon has been Captain America's buddy for decades.

I can't wait until all the congressional and executive jobs are also outsourced and I get to see Juan Boehñer yelling at Miguel McConnel.

The Kids From Kenya?

They would just make Peter Parker black and kill his uncle for a third time and have another Harry Osborne origin story as well.

So is Wilson bringing his wing-jets to the job? He can be the Bald Eagle.