The Gap or the free clinic. Depends on which reality shows you watch.

The Gap or the free clinic. Depends on which reality shows you watch.

They scheduled C-Section Day on a Tuesday this year, for some reason.

They scheduled C-Section Day on a Tuesday this year, for some reason.

Well, if he gets a show, I hope every episode ends with him wailing on a computer with a baseball bat.

Well, if he gets a show, I hope every episode ends with him wailing on a computer with a baseball bat.

Toff toff toff.

Toff toff toff.

How could Kirk Cameron get a TV show? I thought the PAX network went out of business a long time ago.

How could Kirk Cameron get a TV show? I thought the PAX network went out of business a long time ago.

"Looks like she's got a bissel of vomit on her face. She'll never marry doctor looking like that!"

"Looks like she's got a bissel of vomit on her face. She'll never marry doctor looking like that!"

A George divided against itself cannot stand.

A George divided against itself cannot stand.

Too bad he can't do that for a living.

Too bad he can't do that for a living.

She shops at the Crappy Music Goodwill.

She shops at the Crappy Music Goodwill.

I preferred "Ponce De Leon" to "Death Blow."

Your last name is "HAART"?