Your last name is "HAART"?

The forecast calls for arched eyebrows, with a chance of staccato speech.

The forecast calls for arched eyebrows, with a chance of staccato speech.

We all know how this sort of thing ends….

We all know how this sort of thing ends….

I had to get a "Game of Thrones" notification for -this-?

I had to get a "Game of Thrones" notification for -this-?

Also true.

Also true.

Yeah, it's quite long, but it's subtly different each time - depending on where the focus of the episode is, though honestly, I fast forward through it most of the time.

Yeah, it's quite long, but it's subtly different each time - depending on where the focus of the episode is, though honestly, I fast forward through it most of the time.

All well and good, but does he battle the terrorists or teach a handicapped kid to overcome his limitations?

All well and good, but does he battle the terrorists or teach a handicapped kid to overcome his limitations?

Is it me or is the opening sequence to this show incredibly long and drawn out?

Is it me or is the opening sequence to this show incredibly long and drawn out?

Imagine a cat being raped by a fax machine, but more grating.

Imagine a cat being raped by a fax machine, but more grating.

"Y'all err two and a half man…. where's da game o' thrones midget den? Yee-haw"

"Y'all err two and a half man…. where's da game o' thrones midget den? Yee-haw"

Yeah I get pretty depressed every time I hear a dubstep song somewhere.