This looks like…
This looks like it was stitched together from chunks of other movies.

Thank you for a fitting obit
After a morning of anchors guffawing their way through clips, and tweeters piling on the "Shirleys", it's nice to read a heartfelt reflection on the guy and his career.

Donkey Kong Country can't return
You can return to Donkey Kong Country, but f it's a country, it didn't go anywhere, so how can it return?
I expect more logical consistency from the people who brought us plumbers bonking boxes for magic coins and transformative mushrooms.

Hollywood to Earth:
Seriously, yeah. We are all out of ideas.

Hunting caribou with a bow and arrow
Only dumb Americans try to do that.
Seriously. They're freakin' huge. Bring a gun.

I finally figured it out:
Lost 24 = The Event

Kevin…
Nealon.

Norm!
I totally agree. This show was a huge missed opportunity.
At least it was a nearer miss than "A Few Minutes with Stan Hooper" (aka "Norm MacDonald as Bob Newhart").

Obscure?
Oh god I'm old.

Albania, Albania
You border on the Adriatic.
Your land is mostly mountainous,
And your chief export is chrome.
You're a communist republic,
You're a red regime.

Shih Tzu's debut comment "Genuinely good!" isn't just good. It's offensively good.

"… and I don't mean that in a good way…"
"Mr. Simpson, you'll never own a better RV than this; and I don't mean that in a good way. This is it for you, buddy; this is the best you can afford."

Community vs Big Bang Theory
Has there been any sense of competition between these two shows at Comic-Con? I don't imagine there are nerdy gang fights between people dressed up as Howard and Troy (though if there are, please Youtube that).
In fact, I imagine a lot of the "fans" are people who like both shows. Has the…

What kind of monster?
He's a cut-and-paste Wiki-monster.

Young man, you have the courage of a hero. And the breath of a fresh summer ham.

FlashForward vs. V
Both shows were pretty bad, but FlashForward was bad in a way that made me feel sorry for it.
V was bad in a way that made me feel stupid for watching it.

Dr. Douchebag's big sensitive moment
"Oh hey. I know I said I loved you and stuff, and that that was important, but now I'm ditching you because that's what I saw in my FlashForward and FlashForwards are the most important thing in the world, right? And hey, what was your FlashForward? I think you were swimming or…

There's a lot Sheldon doesn't know about coitus besides pronunciation.

Actually I was beaten by some perv who made a disturbing comment about Sarah Hyland which seems to have disappeared.

Julie Bowen mumbles
I had to back up and turn on Close Captioning to get her last line of the episode, not to mention "Truth or Claire".