What was the thinking of scheduling a live show the same night as two live football games?
Or maybe that explains all those phone messages I got six months ago asking me if I could do a rerun on January 16.

Next year on Netflix!
See you then.

"Bonham Carter hasn’t had much of an opportunity to wield her acting chops…"

Lorne Michaels.
He's new.

Will, you have my sympathies on this one. It's an excruciating read, but it's clear you were both doing your best to make it work.

You mean varenyky?

We also have an actual guy named Burton Cummings here.

My first thought was "Hey guys in this picture with no labels. What ABOUT you?"

Well, we sure don't have much of a football team this year.

We've come to bring you home
Haven't we, Cassiel?To cast aside your loss and all your sadness
And shuffle off that mortal coil and mortal madness
For we're here to pick you up and bring you home
Aren't we, Cassiel?It's a place where you did not belong
Were time itself was mad and far too strong
Where life leapt up laughing…

Red is the new Omar.

I don't condone it either.
Fuck you again, Bell Media.

Not available on iTunes Canada.
Fuck you, Bell Media. I see what you did there.

We pulled the plug on cable last month when I realized "The Soup" was the only thing I was actually watching on cable, and it wasn't quite worth $60 a month.
Almost, but not quite.

So Tracy Chapman was just Dolly Parton on 33-1/3?
Did anyone ever see the two of them at the same time?

Yeah.
I'm not sure what this is anymore.
But it's sure not the AV Club.

So this is the day the AV Club gives up on critical commentary and just becomes a place where folks could post stuff under lazily written synopses of buzzy trash. A+++

Sometime during the night of July 5th, 2013, the two run-on sentences in the first paragraph of this article attained sentience… and began to fight.

"Yeah, I worked in a barbershop, but I never considered myself a barber."

The Godfather:
"Well, I mean, it’s just great, you know?"