Lobster is different, though. As long as it's still moving and doesn't have a cough, it's all good.

Kneel before Cod!

It was also filled with illegal immigrant sex slaves.

She had a Trump bumper sticker.

They used to arrest people for weed, so not doing that has freed up like 80 percent of their time and resources.

It's worth a lot.

Church bus plunges are also somewhat ironic.

God is a tree or something, right? At least a burning bush.

It's Papist Demagoguery!

Democracy is not about pizza. People are supposed to suffer to vote. That's why there was "sufferage."

The fish isn't "raw." It's cooked by the acid of the onion and peppers.

Yes, and… no?

He is very busy with his latest David Lynch project, where he plays three different people in the same story.

Why didn't they just have the big eagles fly them to Mount Doom and drop the ring in? What's with all the journeying?

You wouldn't think it would be necessary to take four months to mix a song, but you can't argue with the results.

Got you in a Stranglehold, baby!

Steam clean? Absolutely. Particularly to get rid of the gum that has accumulated under the edges of things.

Well, America could use a good sprucing up, that's for sure.

Where does it say that?

"Cotton-Eyed Joe!"