Well, once the Republican Party collapses next year, maybe we'll see the Whigs make a comeback. I wouldn't mind seeing a party interested in rebuilding the American infrastructure and boosting funding to public education.

What's the difference?

Bodacious ta-tas?

Yeah, but people have always been like that, on either side. If you disagree with anybody, they either think you're evil or you're just not properly educated.

I'm booing "I Can't Drive 55," but for completely different reasons.

Hey, old man!

To ensure that all the female stereotypes are in place, the whole thing was painted in chocolate and hair dye with tampons.

That makes no sense at all.

Barb Wire

Paul Reiser sucks.

"Polly want… your soul!"

That's what you say.

They have me in stitches.

People be cray.

No, no. That was David Bowie.

How can you say that about The Can Man, that new Discovery Channel show about that guy who travels around taking historical pictures of old outhouses?

Nudity loves company.

Nobody's going to read it anyway.

To be fair, he was doing a lot of drugs at the time.

Schlurpy.