He has a white hairpiece.

Yeah, but he has been in TV sitcoms for decades, so maybe somebody thinks he does a pretty good job as a comedic actor..

Madonna and herself.

It's not like he actually has to raise them or anything. He just writes a check.

Don't use that crap Internet voodoo. You need to go find an old gypsy woman to do it right.

They're scary.

BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOOOOP!

I'm not sure about that.

I'm going to vote the way a popular singer votes!

Just throw up now. I am.

The only thing Mr. Hollywood wants is a happy ending. So it probably won't include the part where he rots to death from the inside.

She's going to throw her vote away on Elmo.

Your dad has a life outside the house, you know.

Eileen Brennan?

He's pretty fat. I can't tell if he's a corpulent Republican or a lazy Democrat.

Now all they have to do is make every baseball game that exciting.

Means nothing to me, because I'm in no way involved in either scenario.

Freddie Mercury was pretty unique.

Newton and Robin Williams were dead ringers. Shazbot!
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