*Matt Frewer flips everybody off*

"Begin the Ed Gein"

I don't want to go out. I want to stay in. Get things done.

Yeah, but I put some Benadryl on it.

umma gonna keel yuh

That's just because there are so few serial killer directors.

If I were a serial killer, I would definitely consider a lawsuit.

Dumb and Dahmer

I think both men and women suffer equally in a Lars Von Trier film.

Exactly.

He was a minor SNL character just there to be killed. The equivalent of a redshirt.

Was that ever a play?

I liked how they would introduce sub-plots and characters and then never mention them again.

It's always Friday evening somewhere.

Ay caramba.

I watched the original Japanese movie about the suicide forest, and it was a holy mess.

"Japanese walk like this… Gaijin walk like this…"

People seem to like the ones best that mimic Western movies.

My marriage was filled with satire, humor, and sci-fi elements.

I'm not afraid of any outcome. Doomsday never seems to really happen.