I hope it's an adaptation of Grease.

When 900 years old, you reach… look as good, you will not.

What about those of us who are already assimilated?

That just made me think it's another Muppet Show.

Heh. Black people are special.

Hey, some of those people are voting twice. They must be extra patriotic.

If you brought a big brown bag of them home
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot.

I don't care who gets elected.

Missed a perfectly good opportunity to break the window with a mace.

Just who are these Higg's Bozos?

It seemed a little like a fan movie.

Weight just a minute here.

It's done wonders for my ruptured disc!

Bas reliefs on clay tablets.

I've met a few, which leads me to think that there are more than I think.

Mom?

Big woop.

I think I have a good theme here. Check it out:
TAH-tudda-dum-tudda-dum-tudda-dum-bah-TAH! TAH-TATTA-TAH!

How quickly we all buy into stereotypes when they're offered.

This joke's a few weeks late. Damned Disqus.