That's why the aliens have to do it.

I believe we have the technology to successfully land human corpses on Mars.

You can't throw Keanu Reeves at Doug Pederson.

That Mars mission is the dumbest.

Do you think that's real crap you're extruding?

It's a big program that gets junked up very fast with a lot of tracking and backup garbage.

Sounds like you could use some brain oil.

They won't let Bobcat Goldthwait host.

"I thought that was me!"
— James Woods

I was watching Cast Away the other night again. It really kind of surprised me how weird looking this guy is, and how odd his voice is. I mean, I guess it shows how much of a good actor he is that you hardly ever notice just how odd he is compared to a normal human being, and yet he frequently gets cast as just that…

The Rock?

I can vouch for that.

Cancer?

What a grandpa. In my day, we called them "sock hops."

Sure. Like they read Robert Frost anything.

Under mah thumb!

Cheese curd?

That's am not!

I thought it was an action cop team from the 70s.

It's that tracking implant that got put in after 9/11.