Spiders, curiously, taste like Alaskan King Crab. Arachnids, after all.

"I smell hot dogs!"

You certainly don't have to worry about it being an endangered species.

Of course it's arbitrary. It all boils down to whatever level of hypocrisy they're able to justify in their own minds.

To be fair, fish are essentially bugs of the water and have no souls.

Circle of Life

You need to show objective documentary evidence of the shark's consistent predisposition to killing and eating people on purpose.

Pigs make terrible pets FYI.

Could it be possible that people tend to save the best parts of the culture, and let the mediocre shit — the bulk of any art form — fade away?

There's no mystery here. People hire people they know. People they socialize with and people they've worked with before who they know can do the job. That's the number one criterion for getting hired in Hollywood. "Get to know me!"

I'm all in favor of abolishing Twitter.

They still like pop in England.

American Pie 6: Chicken Pot.

That was like 20 years ago.

It will likely become more of an issue as more states legalize and the law enforcement in neighboring states gets bogged down with trying to curb the bootlegging.

When the bathroom light came on, I did have to fight the urge to scurry under the sink.

Mmm-hmm.

I hope she busts some ghosts in it.

In this day and age?

What about collecting all those cans?