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Mr. Hollywood
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It's dangerously addictive!

Kang!  I'm gonna live forever!

To follow up, the Enterprise episode that tied up that problem in a nice little retcon bow was better than you would expect.

Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell are both 5'8" tall.  Not midgets, but not giants, either.

Buffy the Ass Slayer

You mean it isn't that way now?  No wonder the people on the bus were looking at me funny.

It's not freakish.  The Manitou constantly comes up in conversation and is seen in short clips everywhere.  Haven't you noticed this before?

Damn you!  People in bars need those stools!

He dropped out of finishing school.

We don't like to talk about it.

I saw him on Hulu in an old episode of Time Tunnel as a guy from the future.  His face was covered in silver make-up, and by golly he nearly pulled off not looking like a dope in it.

You WISH!

Some kind of pie.

A.V. Club should do a few more reviews of it!

He used to slam it regularly to Barbara Eden.

Thanks to Yoko Ono.

I decided that when I depart from this life I'd like to leave something. At least to be remembered on some man's lodge pole.

Out of my way, Nature!

This should really help his authenticity when playing the blues.

Her rainbow flag is grayscale, not RGB.