The AV Club
I thought everyone already watched it.

Just do a Todd Manning.  Nobody will even notice.

Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven?

Look for a rendition of "Oh, God, I'm Dying," from Godspell with one of the actors wearing a Cory Monteith mask.

Laser Shield = Mirror

Not Ryan Reynolds.

It's a common glitch with many betas.

You're thinking of Roger Ebert.

SPOILER:  Egg salad sandwich out in the sun.

I ALREADY WORK IN MY UNDERWEAR AROUND THE CLOCK!

I can see Baldwin getting all the lost James Gandolfini parts.

"Jethro Bodine really revs my motor."  — Miss Hathaway

Hrrrr hrrrr hrrrr…

He's an overnight sensation after 30 years!

Her head and boobs have gotten larger while her body continues to shrink.

"Armchair quarterbacking" = "yanking it."

All you can get these days are Client List photos of her jacking guys off.

It was watched by few people.  A lot.

Somebody just peed.

Like a pat on the back with a joy buzzer.