She has a Master's in English Literature from DeVry.

My hopes are not up.

Madam, I'm Adam.

Is he related to Phoebe Buffet?

Pacific Rim 2: Incomprehensibler

"LET'S DO THIS!"

Why not also include some action sequences that aren't buried in smoke or rain?  What we have here is an action movie where you can't see the action, with actors who are bland.

Dey don like them Nippon.

Kicking it Han Dynasty style.

My God, that was a shitty movie.  The Chinese must have very shitty taste.  At least in movies.  Their food is delicious for the most part.  

I like cowboys!

Yeah, there's a bad phasing noise problem with it which is hard to fix.  A few clunks and bumps.  I was able to edit back in and repair the opening guitar lick and the little bit of bass leading into it (found an .mp3 of it from Russia), but the vocals dropping out are a result of him moving away from the mic.  I…

He could write and record a song in 17 minutes.

I liked them when they were in Utah.

They know next to nothing about skateboards!

She's funner when she's drunk.

Like the Enola Gay.

More Wintergreen gum ads!

Welcome to the Old Age

You can buy his teeth for less than that.