So let me get this straight.  Patton Oswalt wanders the country for a few years early on, performing absolutely miserable unfunny shit in odd places, and even after somebody politely tells him that he's horrible, he continues to do the same shit for another year and a half before it finally dawns on him to try…

So let me get this straight.  Patton Oswalt wanders the country for a few years early on, performing absolutely miserable unfunny shit in odd places, and even after somebody politely tells him that he's horrible, he continues to do the same shit for another year and a half before it finally dawns on him to try…

Yeah, those Cirque de Solei people are such slackers.

Yeah, those Cirque de Solei people are such slackers.

Don't ever by Stride gum.  That'll show those fuckers!

Don't ever by Stride gum.  That'll show those fuckers!

I had to do that.  It wasn't so bad.  I was able to go to night school and change careers, they didn't charge me for room and board, I was able to save money and get my life back together.  They passed away not too long after that.  We had some nice time together.  Pluses and minuses.

I had to do that.  It wasn't so bad.  I was able to go to night school and change careers, they didn't charge me for room and board, I was able to save money and get my life back together.  They passed away not too long after that.  We had some nice time together.  Pluses and minuses.

I know what he's talking about.

He's very generic.  His photo is on the cover of "Acting for Dummies."

He's very generic.  His photo is on the cover of "Acting for Dummies."

Beverly D'Angelo's tits are wonderful when she is attacked with a banana in the shower.  Won der ful.

Beverly D'Angelo's tits are wonderful when she is attacked with a banana in the shower.  Won der ful.

He was only in the Dead Zone TV series for like, 8 years or something. 

He was only in the Dead Zone TV series for like, 8 years or something. 

Dull
as
dirt.

Dull
as
dirt.

It probably only cost him about 5 bucks, and a two-drink minimum.

It probably only cost him about 5 bucks, and a two-drink minimum.

He's cutting somebody's hair.