He's cutting somebody's hair.

Eh.  Could be worse.

Eh.  Could be worse.

That's not obscure.  Try a reference from Season 16 or something.

That's not obscure.  Try a reference from Season 16 or something.

Yeah, he NEVER talks about himself outside of a comedy club!

Yeah, he NEVER talks about himself outside of a comedy club!

I still like the McDonalds chicken McNugget ad where a gorgeous girl likes an incredibly greasy-looking slacker and an old man tell him how to approach her.  She is a model, and he never changes his underwear.  If she was a cyclops it would be Futurama.

I still like the McDonalds chicken McNugget ad where a gorgeous girl likes an incredibly greasy-looking slacker and an old man tell him how to approach her.  She is a model, and he never changes his underwear.  If she was a cyclops it would be Futurama.

Hancock.

This story was as unfunny as the rest of his stuff.

This story was as unfunny as the rest of his stuff.

That was Venus Flytrap.

That was Venus Flytrap.

My plastic army men suffered far more horrible fates than that. 

My plastic army men suffered far more horrible fates than that. 

What?  War sucks?  Now you tell me!

What?  War sucks?  Now you tell me!

Have you heard of drdl drdl?  My one-year-old nephew did.

Have you heard of drdl drdl?  My one-year-old nephew did.