She has no particular goal.  Maybe that works fine in those flaccid foreign films, but if you like American movies where a protagonist with a problem struggles to solve it, then it's pretty weak.

She has no particular goal.  Maybe that works fine in those flaccid foreign films, but if you like American movies where a protagonist with a problem struggles to solve it, then it's pretty weak.

You won't miss an hour or two out of your worthless life, believe me.

You won't miss an hour or two out of your worthless life, believe me.

Double fail at both sci-fi and sex.

Double fail at both sci-fi and sex.

It's a pre-obit.

It's a pre-obit.

My Favorite Year is ruined by the bad loop edit in the last reel.  The one where he waves to the crowd.  Like the shitty back and forth edit with the dog licking Spencer Tracy's face in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

My Favorite Year is ruined by the bad loop edit in the last reel.  The one where he waves to the crowd.  Like the shitty back and forth edit with the dog licking Spencer Tracy's face in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

That was in an alternate timeline.  The one where Hitler was assassinated in 1944 and the Nazis negotiated a truce.

That was in an alternate timeline.  The one where Hitler was assassinated in 1944 and the Nazis negotiated a truce.

Dick McPenisballs.

Dick McPenisballs.

I loved him as the Crypt Keeper.

I loved him as the Crypt Keeper.

Yeah.  I could see avoiding a grim slog.  But if there are gonna be some yucks in it, why the hell not?

Yeah.  I could see avoiding a grim slog.  But if there are gonna be some yucks in it, why the hell not?

With this movie, you could watch a half hour of trailers and that would still only be about a tenth of the movie.

With this movie, you could watch a half hour of trailers and that would still only be about a tenth of the movie.