Silver Age Batman, please.  With a Superman cameo.

Silver Age Batman, please.  With a Superman cameo.

Thomas Lennon is this generation's Adolphe Menjou.

Thomas Lennon is this generation's Adolphe Menjou.

We still have Hercules as a backup.

We still have Hercules as a backup.

I have a nice vag magnet that sticks my kid's school art to the refrigerator.

I have a nice vag magnet that sticks my kid's school art to the refrigerator.

Oh, and Ernest Borgnine!

Oh, and Ernest Borgnine!

Why bother kicking Bill Maher's ass?  He is so pasty and grub-like, it's easy to imagine his ass going splat and getting horrible goo guts all over your shoe.

Why bother kicking Bill Maher's ass?  He is so pasty and grub-like, it's easy to imagine his ass going splat and getting horrible goo guts all over your shoe.

Doesn't everybody have a podcast?

Doesn't everybody have a podcast?

I assume that he would have to.

I assume that he would have to.

If you're talking about Shaft, he's a bad motherfucker.

If you're talking about Shaft, he's a bad motherfucker.

Kevin Smith would probably be a good looking guy if he wasn't such a fucking fat ass rocking a fat guy beard.

Kevin Smith would probably be a good looking guy if he wasn't such a fucking fat ass rocking a fat guy beard.