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Were they supposed to be like, Indians, or something?

Who has time to hail Satan these days?

Great tits, period.

Too late already.

Yahoo News likes the word "sultry."

No spaces:

They really have to turn up their rudeness.

Hey, game designer, how much fuck Gwyneth Paltrow?

That's what green screens are for, right?

In a former life as a missile launch officer for the U.S.A., I was told a story that a while back a convoy replacing a warhead in a missile in North Dakota took a wrong turn in a blizzard and ended up north of the border.  The Mounties were kind enough to direct them back where they came from, but for a while there,…

Comedy is so depressing.

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What's green and smells like Hamm?

Kermit and Miss Piggy look uncomfortably dead in that photo above.  Jim Henson really understood lighting.

Both Hugo and The Artist "pay tribute" to the greatness of movies, and the Oscars are all about self-congratulation and looking into a mirror to admire their own reflection, so that's a tough call.

The Oscars are a hotbed of limousine liberalism, so expect The Help and The Descendants to clean up.  And in the case of The Help, literally.  Wait 'til you see that musical number!

I think you mean lint.

Ryan Reynolds?

If you can get it out of him.