It's required by law to be corny.  That way the alterkakers in the show can tell it's entertainment.

Oh, Netflix, why does your movie selection so often feel like the cheap DVD bin at Wal-Mart?

My Cousin Vinny

Hear hear!

Why not?

My first ejaculation was inspired by a racy photo of Louise Brooks's ankle exposed as she stepped from a Duesenberg in front of Musso & Frank's.

Tom Leykis says "dating" means "screwing."

You have to go to the right spots.  Sometimes it's great and you hear people perform that blow the doors off people making millions.  But they're fat, so they'll never be famous as singers. 

People are funny.  Until the law came down on them, West Virginia coal miners used to heavily mock anyone who wore a dust mask.  Apparently, real men die from black lung and are proud of it!

Netflix is okay, although sifting through the mountains of junk to find what you actually would like to watch can be a bit of a chore.

That's why you'll never get anywhere in life.

It all depends on how you like your intelligence insulted. 

I don't understand this article.

It all rests new on the able shoulders of Ted Danson.

Is that authentic crust, or some kind of fancy faux crustiness?

All those moments will be lost in time… like tears… in the rain.

Or how about a Year One miniseries?

No.  The hopeless despair is non-gender-specific.

So what you're saying is that values are relevant to context and perspective, and that "funny" and "breeding potential" can be equated since they are both valued in different contexts?

Oh, I get it.  It's a gimmick poster.